new blog, new begining, more luck this time, hopefully
EMMA BROWN: I've been told that you are very funny and that you were in a film that involved certain parts of you being covered in honey in the vicinity of some bees.JJ FEILD: [laughs] Oh, dear god. We were talking about nudity on camera. I've done three films for Peter Greenaway, and Peter is quite renowned for exposing his actors, especially in the elements. In one of the scenes I was crucified in the desert— completely naked—and I had my... nether regions dunked in honey while a clad sort of Nazi in leathers threatened me with a knife.BROWN: Oh my.FEILD: Yeah. There's not much alive in the desert, but as soon as you cover yourself in honey, every insect known to mankind comes flying in from the horizon to attach themselves to you. It was a harrowing experience. I'm still suffering from it.
Thanks, anon. You somehow turned a sexy scene into something unpleasant.
u r welcome :p
That's only true if you consider having your genitals smeared in honey for the insects to feast on to be sexy.